Dom Dom Dom

Ok. So here's one of my pieces (someone told me I was really evil writing this) . You know in the likes of Eastenders they have the cliff hanger before the 'Dom Dom Dom's, well, here is a little bitesize of something I'd like to watch, har, har, har (stroking cat);

Tom: This has been the happiest day of my life, my beautiful bride.

Samantha: I know we haven’t known each other long, but we are so right for each other.

Tom: And tonight is going to be so special, especially as we have been saving ourselves

Samantha: Tom, I’ve got something to tell you. I’ve a lump in my throat.

Tom: I’ve a lump in my throat too, Dear. It’s all so emotional.

Samantha: What I mean is, I’ve a real, proper lump in my throat.

Tom: Really? You poor thing! Don’t worry, we’ll get through this together. I’ll always be there for you… Is it malignant?

Samantha: (Removing silk scarf) No. It’s an Adams Apple.

DOM DOM DOM…